7/28/2019

A Teacher's Guide To Bourbon


As educators in the Pennsylvania public school system we would like to take this time to actually EDUCATE you a little about what makes bourbon bourbon.  No worries.....even if you don't learn anything, drink some bourbon.  You'll be amazed how little you even care!


Here's another little piece of advice we've learned as teacher's over the past 20+ years.  Whenever you have a panic attack just put a brown paper bag over your mouth.....and drink all of the bourbon inside.  It seems to help a lot!


As a health and physical educator I would like to offer one final bourbon fact.  A banana is 105 calories.  A shot of bourbon is 80 calories.  Choose wisely!


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